In the shadow of crumbling cities and broken satellites, a summit convenes once every 100 years. Not of humans. Not of nations. But of pigeons — interdimensional, hyper-intelligent, and suspiciously well-informed.
The Interdimensional Pigeon Summit 2042 captures a fictional event where alternate-reality pigeons gather to discuss the fate of Earth’s bread-based economy, human surveillance ignorance, and whether or not they should make themselves known.
Chalkboards glow. Conspiracy symbols float mid-air. The bird council watches. And you? You’ve just discovered the evidence.
Why this shirt? Because you deserve a shirt that feels like it was pulled from a government storage locker in another dimension. Wear it and let people ask questions you can’t legally answer.
Made from a durable, smooth-surfaced cotton tee built for both comfort and conspiracies. No itchy seams, no annoying tags — just pure, unexplainable drip. Ethically made from 100% US-grown cotton and ready to host prints that confuse, disturb, or enlighten.
