MILF: Man, I Love Flowers Tee
Because sometimes... you just really, REALLY love flowers. 🌸🌻
Suit up and show the world your soft side with this absolute masterpiece of a tee. Featuring a sharp-dressed pigeon with a third eye for style (and maybe psychic flower powers?), this shirt lets everyone know you're classy, mysterious, and unapologetically into bouquets.
🌼 Business on top, garden party in the heart.
🧠 Third eye open, arms open for flowers.
🎯 Perfect for Mother’s Day, date night, or confusing strangers at the grocery store.
Warning: Wearing this may cause spontaneous flower donations from admirers. 🌺
Get ready to blossom in legendary style. ✨
Our Shirts Are Made from a durable, smooth-surfaced cotton tee built for both comfort and conspiracies. No itchy seams, no annoying tags — just pure, unexplainable drip. Ethically made from 100% US-grown cotton and ready to host prints that confuse, disturb, or enlighten.
